Birthday

11:30. I am lying on a tiger-print mattress, in the middle of a field, being offered stripes of fun by a man dressed as a cow.  It is morning and I am wearing sunglasses.  Cocaine, breakfast of champions!  I am 39.

4:30. I am lying on a blow-up mattress in a tent, double-dropping with two chicks, neither of which is my girlfriend.  It is morning and I am wearing sunglasses.  Stuff happened in between and other stuff happened later too, but for me, these are the highlights.  I am 40.

librarian198 - August 07